you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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