were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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