I wish i was in the wii world.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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