wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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