is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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