I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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