It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
