I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize