Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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