we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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