5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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