Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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