Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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