question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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