Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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