I wish i was in the wii world.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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