therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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