Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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