He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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