The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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