See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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