What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
