So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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