so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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