I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
