I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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