No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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