Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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