Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I will be naked everywhere
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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