Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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