so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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