She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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