it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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