normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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