I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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