if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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