Yo dont text me then not text me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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