My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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