I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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