i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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