That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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