I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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