there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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