I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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