Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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