it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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