you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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