yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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