I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I understand Curling. That high.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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