how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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