All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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