I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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