I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You're earring is so big in my mouth
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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