If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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